just got back from the hospital.
i had a heart attack today.
luckily, i survived though.
the doctor told me it was caused directly from hearing the news of my girlfriend from 2 states away planning to come visit me in 3 weeks.
he also said that the only reason i survived was from sheer willpower to stay alive long enough to see her when she does in fact arrive.
he then offered to pay for my medical bill because he believes in true love.
none of this story is made up.